Just when Maureen Dowd’s wrath-fueled Dick-Cheney-obsessed heart
seemed to have quit its verbal throbbing at last, up she rises again to snap
and snarl at him like a vampire in the moonlight.
The vice president’s effect on her has always fascinated—and
repelled. Whatever’s at the root of it—did he callously refuse her an interview?—she’s come unglued over it, and her prose,
which once upon a time (in the far distant past) had a kind of poison-toothed sharpness
to it, is here nothing more than cartoonish aphorizing and spluttering incoherence,
along the lines of what one might find splashed across the pages of an angry adolescent’s
diary:
Having lost the power to heedlessly
bomb the world, Cheney has turned his attention to heedlessly bombing old
colleagues. . . .
[He] may no longer
have a pulse, but his blood quickens at the thought of other countries he could
have attacked. He salivates in his book about how Syria and Iran could have
been punished. . . .
He acts like he is
America. But America didn’t like Dick Cheney.
It’s easier for
someone who believes that he is America incarnate to permit himself to do
things that hurt America—like torture, domestic spying, pushing America into
endless wars, and flouting the Geneva Conventions. . . .
A person who is
always for the use of military force is as doctrinaire and irrelevant as a
person who is always opposed to the use of military force.
The op-ed page of the New York Times would be an embarrassment to real editors; luckily for Miss Dowd, there don’t appear to be any. She’s a little long in the fang to be thus tantruming
in print, in any event. As nobody who pays her salary seems inclined to do so, putting a stop to it may necessitate the use of a cross, a wooden
stake, and a tumblerful of holy water.