Anonymous Waxes Poetic on Al Gore

It’s not really all that surprising
That Gore finds the global heat rising.
He lowered his zipper
Without asking Tipper,
Aping Clinton without realizing.

Now we see that he’s just a great phony
And he’ll pay her a huge alimony.
For she won’t be SecState
And she’ll dine on off his plate
While he keeps shouting “rub lower, honey!”