Friday, February 19, 2010

Brooklyn Boy, Watching the Million Dollar Celebrity Invitational Last Night:

There is nothing, and I mean nothing, like watching Chris Matthews get his ass demolished on Celebrity Jeopardy.
He’s losing to Charles Shaughnessy, formerly of the Nanny, and David Duchovny, formerly of sex rehab. Do I smell a Wolf Blitzer repeat?
If you aren't watching tonight, how else would you learn that the Rocky Mountains actually run through California? Christo is on fire!
What! Wait! He’s come back completely! It happened in a flash—he had nothing in the pot so they deactivated everyone else’s buzzers and threw him a daily double. It’s b******t really.
He finishes in second place—Duchovny blew it on final jeopardy, the sex-addict bastard.”

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